Welcome to The Center for Advanced Modern Living

A soul-crushing, decadent culture broke you; we clean you up and glue you back together with our proprietary blend of values, passion, and small-arms training.  

You will accept red meat, or you will return to your regular, ultra-processed ruination and death.

Clarity, perspective, renewal of Spirit, and an introduction to complex systems and chaos theory will have you shaking hands with yourself before you can say, "I can't believe I've been so blind.  So a small group of hyper-wealthy satanists really...".